- As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
- I have the power to channel my imagination into
ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
- I assume full responsibility for my actions,
except the ones that are someone else's fault.
- I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself,
unless I want to stay employed.
- In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
- Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.
- As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me,
they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
- I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.
- Joan of Arc heard voices, too.
- I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious,
self-righteous people around me.
- When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit,
but not nearly as gratifying.
- The first step is to say nice things about myself.
The second, to do nice things for myself.
The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
- As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
- I honor and express all facets of my being,
regardless of state and local laws.
- Today I will gladly share my experience and advice,
for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"
- Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute... I'll find someone.
- I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
- I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
Modified December 2, 2002