Seminars for Males
(prepared and presented by females)
- Combatting Ignorance
- You, Too, Can Do Housework
- PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
- How to Fill an Ice Tray
- We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: give us Money
- Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00 am
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
- Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
- Get a Life: Learn to Cook
- How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong
- Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
- You: The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to Give Flowers
- How to Stay Awake in Public
- Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the bathroom
- Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
- You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
- The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
- I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
- How to Put the Lid Down (formerly titled No, It's Not a Bidet")
- "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
- Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
- How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
- The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
- Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
- Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
- Mothers-In-Law are People Too
- Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
- You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
- Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson
- The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary
- Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
- Techniques for calling home
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Seminars for Females
(prepared and presented by males)
- Elementary Map Reading
- Crying and Law Enforcement
- Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
- You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
- Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
- The Seven-Outfit Week
- PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine
- Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions.
- Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
- Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
- Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
- Football: Not a Game, A Sacrament
- Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
- How to Earn Your Own Money
- Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
- Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
- Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
- Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
- Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 150+ Channels
- What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
- His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
- His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
- Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
- Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
- Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?
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