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Blue Moon University: Gender Specific Seminars

Seminars for Males
(prepared and presented by females)
  1. Combatting Ignorance
  2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
  3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: give us Money
  6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00 am
  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
  8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
  9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
  10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong
  11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
  13. You: The Weaker Sex
  14. Reasons to Give Flowers
  15. How to Stay Awake in Public
  16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the bathroom
  17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
  18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
  19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
  20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
  21. How to Put the Lid Down (formerly titled No, It's Not a Bidet")
  22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
  23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
  24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
  25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
  27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
  28. Mothers-In-Law are People Too
  29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
  30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
  31. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson
  32. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary
  33. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
  34. Techniques for calling home
Seminars for Females
(prepared and presented by males)
  1. Elementary Map Reading
  2. Crying and Law Enforcement
  3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
  4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
  5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
  6. The Seven-Outfit Week
  7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine
  8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions.
  9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
  10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
  11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
  12. Football: Not a Game, A Sacrament
  13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
  14. How to Earn Your Own Money
  15. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
  16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
  17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
  18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
  19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 150+ Channels
  20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
  21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
  22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
  23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
  24. Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
  25. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

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Modified December 10, 2002

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