Am I being a vainglorious douche?

[Mr. J]

Straight up, whip out a verbal bitch slap if I'm owed one. The more insulting you word it, the more we'll all laugh. I've been busting out with these little quips and observation like Ghandi. That self-important sack had something "profound" to say about everything. Reading all his shit made me want to go back in time and kick him in his celibate nuts. As if my little theories and shit should be written in red. That's awfully presumptuous for a guy who works alongside actual retards, then peddles home to bitch and drink. I well know that people who've called me a "genius" were either running a game or hardcore airheads. Whatever, dude, I still ain't gonna lend you money. I must be getting grandiose again.

This takes me back to my college years. You could always overhear a group of "I'm a college boy now so suddenly I'm a free-thinking intellectual," talking like they actually knew about something more than slouching and playing grab-ass. Look at them out kissing professor ass all day, don't they have a bong and a Nintendo waiting for them at home? "Hmm, I used to think, maybe if I punched that little fruit in the throat he'd shut the Hell up." PM me an electronic middle finger for all I care, it's all good.