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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

SCHIZOPHRENIA

Do You Hear What I Hear?

DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER

We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA

I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY

Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town

HYPOMANIA

Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA

Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...

PARANOIA

Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

DEPRESSION

Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is dark, All is pretty lonely.

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY

Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

All I want for Christmas is for you to guess.

Modified February 5, 2003